Alright, so personally, I have no idea what kind of career path I want to take. So today, with the help of Google, I explored my options.
I'm sure you all understand the ways of the internet quite well. You know, those times when you start by searching up "homemade face mask recipe", and 20 minutes later you're reading an article about Lindsay Lohan or watching silly cat videos.
So today I stumbled upon some "Odd Jobs" that made me laugh. One of them, which I found particularily strange, was a job titled Dog Sniffer.
"What on earth do Dog Sniffers do?" you wonder. Well, let me tell you! They aren't the dogs that sniff around for the scent of illegal drugs. No, Dog Sniffers are people. Once a week, they analyze the odor of dog's breath to test the effect of their diet on their teeth. That's right, to "analyze", dog sniffers must smell the breath of the dogs. Their doggie breath is evaluated on a scale of 0 to 10 and is categorized under sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying.
"Would you ever be a Dog Sniffer?" you question. Well, my answer is simple. NO WAY! I've always thought that dog breath was one of the worst smells. It's cute when my puppy licks my face, but I've got to be honest; I can't handle the warm feeling of stinky breath of my face. I think that to apply for this odd job, you need a strong stomach. Or maybe if you just don't mind smelly smells... being a Dog Sniffer could even be your dream job!
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