Post #6: When You Want To Have Fun and You're Poor (Story Of My Life)

Hey, Readers! This post is for us. The poor ones. The ones who just can't save money. The financially challenged ones.
I've made up a list of 20 things to do on a limited budget. Okay, actually I'm making it up as I go along. You should know me by now, I'm not THAT prepared. I like the term spontaneous. Spontaneous and poor.

1. Call your friends using a cell phone and say nothing. Only play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" until they hang up or begin singing along.
2. Comment on my blog.
3. If you have a Wii, play Mario Kart on that Wii and try your hardest not to swear.
4. If you have a dog, wrestle with it. All right, if it's littler than you don't jump on top of it. Settle down. Just push it over and it will try to bite off your arm. SUPER fun.
5. Make a list of things to do on a limited budget. It's harder than it seems.
6. Tweet pictures back and forth with your favorite Twitter friend.
7. If you don't have Twitter, sign up for it. It's addictive and you can stalk your favorite celebrities.
8. Then follow me.
9. Try to do a cartwheel.
10. Fail miserably.
11. See how many junior beef & cheddar's from Arby's that you can eat. Seriously, they're so cute, how could you not?! It's okay if you're poor, they're really cheap if you have the coupon. Or make your mom buy theme though. #poorpeopleproblems
12. Watch the first season of Pokémon. It has an amazing story line and makes you "Want to be the very best, like no one every was,"
13. Youtube the Pokémon theme song. You'll understand my reference. Also it's my most favorite song. :)
14. Check out my friend Bernie's blog: www.keylime5.blogspot.com  It's about pies. 'Nuff said.
15. Make a music video with you and your other poor friends.
16. Don't have friends? I won't judge. Make a video of yourself singing along to Call Me Maybe, with your dog that now may hate you after your wrestle.
17. Turn on the radio or the Hit List channel on your TV and dance around in your living room till you either a. break a sweat, b. your neighbours see you and judge you, or c. your parents tell you to stop or else you're grounded.
18. Post a Youtube video that'll guarantee a million views
19. Go into a huge store* like Wal-Mart and pick someone who looks interesting. Now channel your inner top-secret-ninja-spy and follow them around. Don't let them see you! No matter what the cost. *Don't go into a small store such as the dollar store. People WILL notice you and it will get REAL awkward REAL fast. Restaurants don't work either.
20. Do these all IN ONE DAY!

BAM